Most marketing
is matcha.
We make
the bad batch.

Agentic AI that does the marketing work, and shows its receipts. While the deck shop is still circulating the deck.

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stop touching it. it's working.

KEEP READING. WE EARNED IT.

We ship while they schedule.

Three ways in.

01

The Splash Test

Paste your website, get roasted. Free, done in under a minute, built only from what's publicly visible: nothing invented, every inference flagged.

02

The Audit

A full-funnel teardown in five days: video walkthrough, extensive report, board one-pager, quick wins, and one honest recommendation.

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03

Watchdog

Insurance on your ad budget. Read-only over your ad accounts: daily scans, alerts priced in dollars, and the fix-it brief written for you.

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Pick your
weight class.

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The Launch Pad

Priced for your business

FOR: Pre-seed and seed startups. $0–$1M ARR.

→Positioning doc + brand voice corpus
→Landing page (copy + design + build)
→Lifecycle email flows (welcome, abandon, win-back)
→Week-1 paid pilot (Meta or Google)

KPI: A first-pass CAC benchmark, signed in writing.

The Launch Pad, a marketing function in 14 days: video of what ships — ▶ SEE WHAT SHIPS · 3 MIN

The Growth Engine

Priced for your business

FOR: Series A–B. $1M–$10M ARR.

→Full-funnel paid: Meta + Google + 1 experimental
→CRO program: 2 active tests, weekly post-test reports
→Lifecycle: 4 active flows, 2 broadcasts/week
→6+ new creative variants per week

KPI: Target blended CAC, defined in pod contract. Renegotiated quarterly.

The Growth Engine, full-funnel paid, CRO and lifecycle: video of what ships — ▶ SEE WHAT SHIPS · 3 MIN

The Brand Blowup

Priced for your business

FOR: DTC and consumer brands wanting cultural lift.

→Organic social on the platforms you pick
→4–6 paid placements/mo + 20+ gifted seedings
→PR-style content seeding (no press releases)
→Paid amplification of best-performing organic

KPI: Branded search lift. Earned reach. Attributed revenue from social-first creative.

▶ SEE WHAT SHIPS · 3 MIN

The B2B Pipeline

Priced for your business

FOR: B2B SaaS, $1M–$20M ARR. Sales-led or PLG.

→ABM-style outbound (warm only, no spam)
→LinkedIn paid + organic (founder + brand handles)
→4 long-form pieces/mo + 16 LinkedIn posts/mo
→Demand-capture SEO on bottom-funnel queries

KPI: SQLs delivered. Pipeline created. Win rate on attributed deals.

The B2B Pipeline, 4,180 companies cut to 61: video of what ships — ▶ SEE WHAT SHIPS · 3 MIN

The Enterprise Operator

custom

Priced for your business

FOR: Large, late-stage brands. White-glove.

→Embedded agent ops across all your channels
→Custom integrations to your stack
→Dedicated human strategist + agent team
→Named team. Weekly exec sync.

KPI: Custom, typically 3–5 metrics tied to your existing exec dashboard.

The Enterprise Operator, twelve business units in one view: video of what ships — ▶ SEE WHAT SHIPS · 4 MIN

Need something off-menu? Go enterprise operator. We build custom scopes for large, late-stage brands. Drop your email and we'll come back with numbers, not a deck.

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We're onboarding brands in batches. Drop your email and we'll reach out when there's a slot. No spam.

Why there are no
client logos here.

The product is live. We're deliberately keeping our first clients few, on purpose, so every one of them gets the attention it takes to prove this actually works before we open it up wider. Until then, instead of case studies, we run our own tools on ourselves, in the open.

Receipts over
rhetoric.
Always.

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