The truth about your funnel. In five days.

    $4,999

    A full-funnel teardown of your marketing: the leaks, the wasted spend, the three things to fix first. It is delivered as a video walkthrough you'll actually watch, an in-depth report you'll keep as your reference, and a one-page summary you can hand your board.

    See one before you buy one.

    A full audit, start to finish, on a made-up brand, so nothing real gets out. Yours runs on your real accounts.

    Sample · synthetic brand · illustrative figures.

    Two minutes: a full audit on a made-up brand. The funnel teardown, where the budget leaks, and the three fixes. Yours is about your accounts.

    What you get.

    • A video walkthrough of your funnel

      Your real accounts, torn down the way the sample tears down its brand. No template.

    • An extensive report

      The full teardown in writing: traffic, checkout, paid, lifecycle, brand. Every finding carries the number behind it. The reference you keep and act from.

    • A one-page board summary

      The verdict and the decision, on a single page you can forward up the chain.

    • Three quick wins

      Specific, do-them-this-week.

    • One honest recommendation

      The right next move, or “you don't need us yet” if that's the truth.

    Why it's a no-brainer.

    • →Fixed price, fixed time. No scoping calls, no “it depends.” Buy it and it's booked.
    • →You see the format before you buy. The sample above is exactly the craft you'll get, on your brand.
    • →Real numbers, not a pitch. We only claim what we can observe; where we infer, we flag it.
    • →It pays for itself in the first quick win.

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    Fixed price. Five days. Booked the moment you buy.