The Pod Menu.

Named. Scoped. Fixed-price. No open-ended retainers that rot into free strategy work.

Compare.

	LAUNCH PAD	GROWTH ENGINE	BRAND BLOWUP	B2B PIPELINE	ENT. OPERATOR
For	Pre-seed / seed	Series A–B	DTC / consumer	B2B SaaS	Large / late-stage
Strategist hrs/mo	4	6	8	8	dedicated
Channels	3	full-funnel	organic + paid	LinkedIn + content	all

Strategist allocations vary by pod scope. Ratio held at 1 senior strategist per 15 accounts.

Every pod, in detail.

The Watchdog

self-serve

$499/mo

FOR: Anyone paying someone to run their ad accounts and wondering what actually happens in them.

→Read-only watchdog over your ad accounts
→Daily updates and alerts, priced in dollars
→Change history on Meta and Google Ads: who touched what, and when
→Ready-to-send fix-it brief for whoever runs your ad accounts: copy, paste, done

KPI: Every Meta and Google Ads change surfaced and attributed, every day.

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The Audit

one-time

$4,999

FOR: Anyone who wants the truth about their funnel, fast.

→Full-funnel teardown: a video walkthrough of your real accounts
→An extensive written report + one-page board summary
→3 specific quick wins
→1 honest recommendation

KPI: The truth about your funnel in five days, with the numbers behind it.

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The Splash Test

free · instant

FOR: Anyone who wants a taste of the roast before buying the meal.

→Paste your website, get an instant teardown
→Built only from what's publicly visible
→Inferences flagged as inferences, nothing invented
→The results land in your inbox too

KPI: The truth about your public page, in under a minute.

The Launch Pad

FOR: Pre-seed and seed startups. $0–$1M ARR.

→Positioning doc + brand voice corpus
→Landing page (copy + design + build)
→Lifecycle email flows (welcome, abandon, win-back)
→Week-1 paid pilot (Meta or Google)

KPI: A first-pass CAC benchmark, signed in writing.

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The Growth Engine

FOR: Series A–B. $1M–$10M ARR.

→Full-funnel paid: Meta + Google + 1 experimental
→CRO program: 2 active tests, weekly post-test reports
→Lifecycle: 4 active flows, 2 broadcasts/week
→6+ new creative variants per week

KPI: Target blended CAC, defined in pod contract. Renegotiated quarterly.

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The Brand Blowup

FOR: DTC and consumer brands wanting cultural lift.

→Organic social on 3 platforms (you pick)
→4–6 paid placements/mo + 20+ gifted seedings
→PR-style content seeding (no press releases)
→Paid amplification of best-performing organic

KPI: Branded search lift. Earned reach. Attributed revenue from social-first creative.

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The B2B Pipeline

FOR: B2B SaaS, $1M–$20M ARR. Sales-led or PLG.

→ABM-style outbound (warm only, no spam)
→LinkedIn paid + organic (founder + brand handles)
→4 long-form pieces/mo + 16 LinkedIn posts/mo
→Demand-capture SEO on bottom-funnel queries

KPI: SQLs delivered. Pipeline created. Win rate on attributed deals.

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The Enterprise Operator

custom

FOR: Large, late-stage brands. White-glove.

→Embedded agent ops across all your channels
→Custom integrations to your stack
→Dedicated human strategist + agent team
→Named team. Weekly exec sync.

KPI: Custom, typically 3–5 metrics tied to your existing exec dashboard.

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