The Pod Menu.

Named. Scoped. Fixed-price. No open-ended retainers that rot into free strategy work.

We scope and price each pod for your business. You ask for it through our contact or order form, and we agree a fixed price with you in writing before work starts, so you know the full cost first.

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	LAUNCH PAD	GROWTH ENGINE	BRAND BLOWUP	B2B PIPELINE	ENT. OPERATOR
For	Pre-seed / seed	Series A–B	DTC / consumer	B2B SaaS	Large / late-stage
Strategist hrs/mo	4	6	8	8	dedicated
Channels	3	full-funnel	organic + paid	LinkedIn + content	all
Price	Priced for your business	Priced for your business	Priced for your business	Priced for your business	Priced for your business

Strategist allocations vary by pod scope. Ratio held at 1 senior strategist per 15 accounts.

Every pod, in detail.

The Watchdog

self-serve

$499/mo

FOR: Anyone paying someone to run their ad accounts and wondering what actually happens in them.

→Read-only watchdog over your ad accounts
→Daily updates and alerts, priced in dollars
→Change history on Meta and Google Ads: who touched what, and when
→Ready-to-send fix-it brief for whoever runs your ad accounts: copy, paste, done

KPI: Every Meta and Google Ads change surfaced and attributed, every day.

GET THE WATCHDOG ▶ Watch a 2-min sample

The Audit

one-time

$4,999

FOR: Anyone who wants the truth about their funnel, fast.

→Full-funnel teardown: a video walkthrough of your real accounts
→An extensive written report + one-page board summary
→3 specific quick wins
→1 honest recommendation

KPI: The truth about your funnel in five days, with the numbers behind it.

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The Splash Test

free · instant

FOR: Anyone who wants a taste of the roast before buying the meal.

→Paste your website, get an instant teardown
→Built only from what's publicly visible
→Inferences flagged as inferences, nothing invented
→The results land in your inbox too

KPI: The truth about your public page, in under a minute.

The Launch Pad

Priced for your business

FOR: Pre-seed and seed startups. $0–$1M ARR.

→Positioning doc + brand voice corpus
→Landing page (copy + design + build)
→Lifecycle email flows (welcome, abandon, win-back)
→Week-1 paid pilot (Meta or Google)

KPI: A first-pass CAC benchmark, signed in writing.

The Launch Pad, a marketing function in 14 days: video of what ships — ▶ SEE WHAT SHIPS · 3 MIN

The Growth Engine

Priced for your business

FOR: Series A–B. $1M–$10M ARR.

→Full-funnel paid: Meta + Google + 1 experimental
→CRO program: 2 active tests, weekly post-test reports
→Lifecycle: 4 active flows, 2 broadcasts/week
→6+ new creative variants per week

KPI: Target blended CAC, defined in pod contract. Renegotiated quarterly.

The Growth Engine, full-funnel paid, CRO and lifecycle: video of what ships — ▶ SEE WHAT SHIPS · 3 MIN

The Brand Blowup

Priced for your business

FOR: DTC and consumer brands wanting cultural lift.

→Organic social on the platforms you pick
→4–6 paid placements/mo + 20+ gifted seedings
→PR-style content seeding (no press releases)
→Paid amplification of best-performing organic

KPI: Branded search lift. Earned reach. Attributed revenue from social-first creative.

▶ SEE WHAT SHIPS · 3 MIN

The B2B Pipeline

Priced for your business

FOR: B2B SaaS, $1M–$20M ARR. Sales-led or PLG.

→ABM-style outbound (warm only, no spam)
→LinkedIn paid + organic (founder + brand handles)
→4 long-form pieces/mo + 16 LinkedIn posts/mo
→Demand-capture SEO on bottom-funnel queries

KPI: SQLs delivered. Pipeline created. Win rate on attributed deals.

The B2B Pipeline, 4,180 companies cut to 61: video of what ships — ▶ SEE WHAT SHIPS · 3 MIN

The Enterprise Operator

custom

Priced for your business

FOR: Large, late-stage brands. White-glove.

→Embedded agent ops across all your channels
→Custom integrations to your stack
→Dedicated human strategist + agent team
→Named team. Weekly exec sync.

KPI: Custom, typically 3–5 metrics tied to your existing exec dashboard.

The Enterprise Operator, twelve business units in one view: video of what ships — ▶ SEE WHAT SHIPS · 4 MIN

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